From: blakes7-d-request@lysator.liu.se Subject: blakes7-d Digest V00 #305 X-Loop: blakes7-d@lysator.liu.se X-Mailing-List: archive/volume00/305 Precedence: list MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/digest; boundary="----------------------------" To: blakes7-d@lysator.liu.se Reply-To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se ------------------------------ Content-Type: text/plain blakes7-d Digest Volume 00 : Issue 305 Today's Topics: [B7L] The best known Pauline Hanson [ "Sally Manton" ] Re: [B7L] Had to be seen to be ... b [ Betty Ragan ] Re: [B7L] Crossovers [ "Minnie" ] Re: [B7L] if Shakespeare wrote Blake [ Natasa Tucev ] Re: [B7L] Crossovers [ "Marian de Haan" ] [B7L] Re: between a rock and a hard [ "Marian de Haan" ] Re: [B7L] Crossovers [ "Marian de Haan" ] [B7L] Looking for SURVIVORS! videos. [ "Gavin Murphy" ] ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 23:45:58 GMT From: "Sally Manton" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] The best known Pauline Hanson quote (was Avon as loner?) Message-ID: Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Even though I may be the only person in Australia who can't do the voice ... Err ... sorry. It was someone who said it looked brown (Hershey-chcolate-coloured) to her (and on the other list, too), I have no idea why I picked on you ... okay, how do you like the idea of chocolate Avons? (now that's a new marketing idea for Rebel Scum Inc ...) _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 16:14:01 -0500 From: "Doraleen McArthur" To: Subject: Re: Subject: [B7L] Re: between a rock and a hard place Message-ID: <000201c0420e$b077f200$4cf35a0c@oemcomputer> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > Helen said: > still with the crew. what would happen at the end of Stardrive? > > IMO, he'd have made the same decision as Avon did. He wouldn't have said > the "who?" - wouldn't have answered Dayna, or said anything at all. Things would've worked out in such a way that Dr. Plaxton finished the repairs and got inside in time. After all, he had the Magical Blake Luck, which malfunctioned much less frequently than Avon's (which seems mainly to have been negative once he was on his own, poor guy). --Katie ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 16:18:17 -0500 From: "Doraleen McArthur" To: "Sally Manton" , Subject: Re: [B7L] Headhunter (was Re: Avon as loner?) Message-ID: <000301c0420e$b233f9e0$4cf35a0c@oemcomputer> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit From: Sally Manton > Yeessss ... I could always try it for 'Voice From the Past' but somehow I > don't think I'm as skilled at it as you are (doesn't help when *I* can see > the faults as well). Oh, but I like "Voice From The Past" already. No blackmail needed there. RE "Headhunter" - I could *swear* there was a "toss the head around as in a last minute football (er, American football) play" scene in there, but apparently not. Oh well. Soolin's shoes were *incredibly* impractical but other than that this was a good episode for her, unlike Vila who lost his usual instinct for self-preservation for the sake of the plot. Tarrant was pretty, but then Tarrant's always pretty. Avon was, er, perky enough to alarm me; I'm really not sure whether perky Avon is more or less happy than self-controlled Avon. Dayna... was Dayna there? --Katie ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 20:20:33 EST From: Bizarro7@aol.com To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se, freedom-city@blakes-7.org Subject: [B7L] Cartoons and Photos - Happy Halloween! Message-ID: Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Purely for your enjoyment! Come and visit for a while at Ashton Press' web page. We've decorated the place with Bizarro 7 cartoons and dozens of B7 and B7 actor photos, some of which have never been seen before. The page may take a moment or two to load up, but it's worth your patience...promise! Feel free to wander around and visit the various pages with posted B7 stories, the Bizarro Page, the Hellhound pages, and all the rest. Have fun and happy holiday! Leah ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 12:36:44 EST From: "J MacQueen" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] The best known Pauline Hanson quote (was Avon as loner?) Message-ID: Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed >From: "Sally Manton" >Err ... sorry. It was someone who said it looked brown >(Hershey-chcolate-coloured) to her (and on the other list, too), I have no >idea why I picked on you ... That's fine, Sally, just don't get me wondering if I have a doppelganger or an AU version of me running around the place ever again >okay, how do you like the idea of chocolate Oh yes, please. >Avons? Oh, chocolate Avons. That's different. I'd be in the same bind as I am with peppermint Freddos - which end do you bite off first? Ah, I mean, do you start nibbling at the head or the feet? Ah, no, I give up. Regards Joanne (wondering if she's a bit depressed, rather than just a bit tired) _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 20:41:52 EST From: Bizarro7@aol.com To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se, freedom-city@blakes-7.org Subject: [B7L] Hmmmm. It would have been helpful to post the link. Message-ID: Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit http://members.aol.com/ashton7/ashton.htm Ashton Press ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 18:42:31 -0700 From: Betty Ragan To: B7 Lyst Subject: Re: [B7L] Dealing with the TN (was: Is Avon dysfunctional?) Message-ID: <39FCD207.4C66926C@sdc.org> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Marian de Haan wrote: > Betty wrote: > >Well, first of all, I don't think Avon has a particular problem with > things like dealing with the Terra Nostra,< > > Actually, it seems to me he has strong objections to doing business with > them. Whether this was on moral grounds is debatable of course, and if it > was he would never admit it anyway :-) His reasons may be that he doesn't > think it's going to work, in which he's right, and that taking part in the > negotiations will bring him into danger, which it does. Yes, this is a good clarification. I definitely meant that he doesn't have a problem with it on moral grounds. Practical matters are something else entirely, of course. (I reminded of that exchange between Avon and Jenna, where he commends her for refusing to run Shadow because of the danger involved, and she says "That wasn't the reason" in an IMO somewhat contemptuous tone.) -- Betty Ragan ** ragan@sdc.org ** http://www.sdc.org/~ragan/ "The Himalayas are quite tall at this time of the year." -- Vila Restal, promoting Earth tourism, _Blake's 7_ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Oct 2000 18:58:38 -0700 From: Betty Ragan To: B7 Lyst Subject: Re: [B7L] Had to be seen to be ... believed? Message-ID: <39FCD5CE.8CADDEC0@sdc.org> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Marian wrote: > Terminal (and this is my pet hate): Avon knowingly walking into a trap and > delivering himself into his enemy's hands without a proper rescue plan. Him > being caught isn't going to help Blake at all. I can accept Avon doing > stupid things, but this seems much too illogical for him. Which goes right back to the whole convoluted argument I was making in the "dysfunctional" thread, actually. From a pragmatic, keeping-your-skin-intact standpoint, things like charging headlong to "Terminal" are unbelievably idiotic. So, IMO, you're either faced with believing that Avon occasionally has a brain fart of astonishing proportions and, for no discernable reason at all, does incredibly dumb counter-survival things... Or you make the assumption that there is something human and understandabale -- something emotional -- acting to cloud his judgment. I *like* the latter intepretation, which is why "Terminal" is one of my all-time favorite eps, instead of a "pet hate" for me. And I'll shut up about this now, really. :) -- Betty Ragan ** ragan@sdc.org ** http://www.sdc.org/~ragan/ "The Himalayas are quite tall at this time of the year." -- Vila Restal, promoting Earth tourism, _Blake's 7_ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 16:32:00 +1030 From: "Minnie" To: Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossovers Message-ID: <005701c04237$361eda40$1bae3acb@marina> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Jacqui wrote: Just watched Dr Who Timeslash That laugh (and that hair!) Oh dear, should I give this a miss then?? Min.xxx ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 11:02:53 +0100 From: Natasa Tucev To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] if Shakespeare wrote Blakes 7 Message-Id: <200010301002.LAA08028@Tesla.rcub.bg.ac.yu> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" To my: >>Hence we so often miss proper motivation for his actions - or at >least, for the moments when he changes his mind. For example, we are given >prefectly solid motivation for his preventing Jenna to bring Blake back from >Cygnus Alpha, but we haven't got a clue what happens inside Avon afterwards. >Likewise, there is no mistery about Avon's reasons for wanting to desert the >crew in Breakdown or Horizon, but it's total mistery why he eventually fails >to do so.< Marian replied: >Well, to me his reason for returning to Liberator in Breakdown is perfectly >clear. With Kayn, who has already sold out Liberator to the Federation, >knowing his identity, it must be clear to Avon that Farron's promise of >safety is worthless. This really leaves him no alternative but to return to >Liberator. > >Of course, it is also possible that he was disappointed by the level of the >technology in the computer section of the space station, or even that he >found his future colleagues less challenging than Liberator's crew :-) > Well, the very fact that you've offered three interpretations instead of one proves my point. Avon's real motivation is not in the canon. What have we got in the canon? He says to Farren that he needs to go back to the Liberator to collect some things, which tells us nothing. Then, a bit later, he says about Kayn: 'He sold us all to the Federation', 'us' signifying that he considers himself again the member of the crew. And this is all. As even our eloquent Elizabethan would admit, 'the rest is silence'. This is what makes Avon open to interpretation probably more than any other B7 character. He is very eloquent whenever he wants to prove to the world that he's a bastard, but practically turns dumb when he is up to something that might just denote him as a Good Guy. Which is kind of nice, bearing in mind there are so many people in real life who do exactly the opposite... N. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 11:26:56 +0100 From: Natasa Tucev To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Rumours of Blake's death Message-Id: <200010301026.LAA09220@Tesla.rcub.bg.ac.yu> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Pat wrote: > >It was established in series one (Seek-Locate-Destroy to be precise) >that all news of Blake's 'activities' was being suppressed. The >official story would have been that Blake was rotting on Cygnus Alpha. > >If it was then announced that Blake had been killed (on Jevran or >anywhere that wasn't Cygnus Alpha), then that would cast doubt on the >official story established previously; and by extension would cast >doubt on all official Federation announcements. > > Knowing Servalan, she would probably set up a trial in which she would accuse the complete Ministry of Information and a couple of most eminent media officials for misinforming the Federation citizens that the notorious criminal Blake was still on Cygnus Alpha. She would plead strongly for the freedom of the press and the right of citizens to be told the truth, even when the news is unpleasant. She would sentence them all to death, appoint a new Ministry and then anounce all over the creation that Blake was killed on Jevran. N. ------------------------------ Date: 30 Oct 2000 11:53:13 +0100 From: Calle Dybedahl To: Jacqui Speel Cc: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [Re: [B7L] ~Rumours of death - how not to be spotted] Message-ID: <86k8aq61nq.fsf@tezcatlipoca.algonet.se> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii >>>>> "Jacqui" == Jacqui Speel writes: > Servalan's latest Death Star? > (For those having an hour change this weekend the mnemonic is 'spring forward > fall back') I have been asked to point out to you specifically (and everyone in general) that Jeopardy-style quoting (that is, with your reply before the material being replied to) is NOT WELCOME here. Even if you happen to live backwards through time, be kind to those of us who have to abide by the laws of causality and put your responses *after* whatever it is you're responding to. /listadmin -- Calle Dybedahl, Vasav. 82, S-177 52 Jaerfaella,SWEDEN | calle@lysator.liu.se "No one expects the waterbuffalos of packet loss!" -- simes ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 07:28:48 +0000 From: Steve Kilbane To: "Jane Elizabeth MacDonald" Cc: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Re: TV Years Message-Id: <200010300728.HAA08179@whitecrow.demon.co.uk> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii > Just turned on Sky One for the end of TV Years 1981 at 9-30 pm and they were > showing Blake's 7. I missed most of it but I saw a picture of Dayna and > Tarrant. Did anyone see the whole thing? Yep, and that was all you got. steve ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 08:02:12 -0500 From: Harriet Monkhouse <101637.2064@compuserve.com> To: "INTERNET:blakes7@lysator.liu.se" Subject: Re: [B7L] Re: between a rock and a hard place Message-ID: <200010300802_MC2-B8EA-F634@compuserve.com> Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Disposition: inline Ellynne wrote: >Blake gets Soolin to get on the communications gear > (since she was least likely to be on any Federation = >wanted lists) and pretend to be a rather hysterical > escapee from the space rats = Oh, Ellynne! *You* should have been captain of the Scorpio! Harriet ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 08:01:39 -0500 From: Harriet Monkhouse <101637.2064@compuserve.com> To: "INTERNET:blakes7@lysator.liu.se" Subject: Re: [B7L] Had to be seen to be ... believed? Message-ID: <200010300801_MC2-B8EA-F62A@compuserve.com> Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Disposition: inline Jacqui asked: > One reason why Servalan was lying about = >Blake being dead in Terminal - surely she would = >have had it broadcast over all the news-services = >across Federation territory and beyond? She may plan to do this as soon as she has the Liberator, but until that moment she's keeping Blake up her sleeve as a prime means to lure Avon in= to a trap enabling her to capture the Liberator. As happens. In third season, getting the Liberator is explicitly one of her main goals. Harriet ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 09:11:19 -0500 From: "Christine+Steve" To: "B7 Mailing List" Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossovers Message-ID: <008a01c0427b$597319e0$93079ad8@cgorman> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Jacqui Speel wrote : > Just watched Dr Who Timeslash > That laugh (and that hair!) > Watched Dr Who and the Silurians last week. Its a bit different seeing Paul in a lower ranking role - having to say "Sir" all the time. Is Timelash available on video now? Steve D. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 100 11:39:36 +0000 From: huh@ccm.net To: B7 Mailing List Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossovers Message-Id: <200010301739.e9UHdaP21682@ccm.net> > Is Timelash available on video now? > > Steve D. I bought a copy on-line and got a good giggle out of it. ;) lisabeth ----------------------------------------------------- This message was sent via the CCMnet Mailman. Visit our website: http://www.ccm.net ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 18:22:14 +0100 From: Natasa Tucev To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] playing dead Message-Id: <200010301722.SAA03433@Tesla.rcub.bg.ac.yu> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" > > Jacqui wrote: >> And in Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox (phonetic spelling) >> playing dead for a year for tax purposes Speaking of the Hitchhiker's Guide... Have you noticed that Orac is constantly involved in some project of his own and very gruffy when the crew interrupt him and ask him to do something for them instead? I wonder whether all the while he may be actually trying to produce a cup of genuine, Indian tea for Vila... N. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 19:56:21 +0100 From: "Marian de Haan" To: Subject: Re: [B7L] It's all Zen's fault (was: Avon as loner?) Message-ID: <005001c042a3$1930b9a0$33ee72c3@marian-de-haan.multiweb.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sally wrote: >Further to the Bug-That-Didn't-Die ... > >It just occurred to me that this is a perfect explanation for Avon's looking for Blake *in* the third series (for those who can't accept the simple 'of course he does, it's Blake' argument :-)).< That bug is the perfect explanation for Avon's illogical behaviour in Terminal. Thank you, Sally, I think I'll now be able to enjoy the episode. >It's obvious. Given the 'mother's-home-remedies' that the others suggest ... Vila's patented faux-chicken and soma soup, Tarrant's militarily-tough senega-and-ammonia and caster oil, and Cally's totally indecipherable and unspeakable Auron potions ("my people have a saying ... the worse it taste, the better it must be for you") AND Zen's offering of assorted unpronouncable chemicals (with the new improved petroleum flavour) ... he's desperate to get the recipe for Great-Grandma Rojina's Ersatz-Blackcurrent-Concentrate-and-Rum Toddy (hey, the mindwipe didn't take *everything* ...)< LOL. You forgot Dayna's ground-frog-and-Sarran-mud-potion - never mind the taste, the stench is enough to put you off :-) Marian ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 20:01:24 +0100 From: "Marian de Haan" To: Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossovers Message-ID: <005501c042a3$ccec13e0$33ee72c3@marian-de-haan.multiweb.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Jacqui wrote: >Just watched Dr Who Timeslash That laugh (and that hair!)< Love them both. And Darrow must be one of the few actors who remain watchable even when they're hamming it up grandiosely :-) Marian ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 20:07:52 +0100 From: "Marian de Haan" To: Subject: [B7L] Re: between a rock and a hard place Message-ID: <005c01c042a4$bbd76860$33ee72c3@marian-de-haan.multiweb.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Katie wrote: > Things would've worked out in such a way that Dr. Plaxton finished the repairs and got inside in time. After all, he had the Magical Blake Luck, which malfunctioned much less frequently than Avon's (which seems mainly to have been negative once he was on his own, poor guy).< Life isn't fair. And neither are scriptwriters :-) Marian ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 20:23:11 +0100 From: "Marian de Haan" To: "B7 Mailing List" Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossovers Message-ID: <005f01c042a6$daa49f40$33ee72c3@marian-de-haan.multiweb.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Steve D. wrote: > Watched Dr Who and the Silurians last week. Its a bit different seeing Paul in a lower ranking role - having to say "Sir" all the time.< Which he does very nicely and he suffers charmingly when the air runs out in the caves :-) I've heard somewhere that Captain Hawkins was initially meant to be Sergeant Hawkins but the character was upgraded because Darrow's voice was too educated for a mere sergeant. (Don't know if this is true.) Ob B7: what would Darrow have made of the role of Gan? Marian ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 21:15:47 GMT From: "Gavin Murphy" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Looking for SURVIVORS! videos. Message-ID: Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Hello, Sorry if this is off-topic- but it is regarding a Terry Nation series. I am looking for video copies of SURVIVORS! in usa format. I do not care about the quality as long as the audio and picture quality are stable and decent. I have Candian versions of Blakes 7 up through season 3 and many of the BBV Who related spin-offs to offer in trade -and I would be willing to pay for copies if the prices is reasonable. I have heard that the first season of SURVIVORS was briefly available and now is out of print... thanks GDM _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. ------------------------------ Date: 30 Oct 00 13:45:22 PST From: Jacqui Speel To: Subject: Re: [Re: [B7L] Crossovers] Message-ID: <20001030214522.4643.qmail@ww184.netaddress.usa.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable How about Darrow as Dr Who (they change even more thanB7) "Marian de Haan" wrote: Jacqui wrote: >Just watched Dr Who Timeslash That laugh (and that hair!)< Love them both. And Darrow must be one of the few actors who remain watchable even when they're hamming it up grandiosely :-) Marian ____________________________________________________________________ Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://home= =2Enetscape.com/webmail ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 17:42:47 -0500 From: "Christine+Steve" To: Subject: Re: [Re: [B7L] Crossovers] Message-ID: <004501c042c2$cc9cf160$130d9ad8@cgorman> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit From: Jacqui Speel wrote : > How about Darrow as Dr Who (they change even more thanB7) I've not seen too much of Paul's work (the latest stuff I saw was his guest appearance on Cluedo!) but I'm sure it would be an interesting Doctor! Every actor brings his own mannerisms to the role anyway and seems to get some say over the direction the latest Doctor takes, so anything is possible. I wonder what type of assistants would go well with him? Steve D. ------------------------------ Date: 30 Oct 00 15:21:30 PST From: Jacqui Speel To: Subject: [B7L] Crossovers Message-ID: <20001030232130.8392.qmail@wwcst088.netaddress.usa.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable "Christine+Steve" wrote: From: Jacqui Speel wrote : > How about Darrow as Dr Who (they change even more thanB7) I've not seen too much of Paul's work (the latest stuff I saw was his gue= st appearance on Cluedo!) but I'm sure it would be an interesting Doctor! Every actor brings his own mannerisms to the role anyway and seems to get= some say over the direction the latest Doctor takes, so anything is possible. I wonder what type of assistants would go well with him? Steve D. He would sort out the shape-shifting properties of the Tardis soon enough= for starters. And Orac would be permanently fascinated. (And who would Travis= make a deal with?). = Jacqui ____________________________________________________________________ Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://home= =2Enetscape.com/webmail ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 30 Oct 2000 17:33:51 -0700 From: "Ellynne G." To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [Re: [B7L] Crossovers] Message-ID: <20001030.173357.-90079.0.rilliara@juno.com> Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit On Mon, 30 Oct 2000 17:42:47 -0500 "Christine+Steve" writes: > From: Jacqui Speel wrote : > > > > How about Darrow as Dr Who (they change even more thanB7) > The biggest problem I see is the long standing tradition that Doctors don't date. > Every actor brings his own mannerisms to the role anyway and seems > to get > some say over the direction the latest Doctor takes, so anything is > possible. I wonder what type of assistants would go well with him? > I know you meant Darrow and not Avon, but I can't help imagining Avon as the Doctor with Vila as his assitant. Opening scene: The Doctor is busy repairing or rewiring some part of the Tardis when his companion, Vila, comes running in. Vila looks like he's been crawling through muddy ditches in a thornbush field. He's covered with dirt, disheveled, cut, has torn clothes, etc. and is out of breath. Vila: Doctor! Doctor! I was captured by Cybermen, shot at by Daleks, and nearly had my brain eaten by a giant spider! Doctor: That's nice, Vila. Hand me the sonic screwdriver, would you? Vila: [hands him the screwdriver] Didn't you hear me screaming? Doctor: I think it's safe to say the entire planet heard you screaming. Vila: Well, didn't you think you should do something about it? Doctor: Vila, if I dropped everything I was doing every time some had a small problem, I'd never get anything done. I've had to learn to prioritize. Vila: Small problem! You call that a small problem? What would make you think I had a big problem? Doctor: Probably if stopped screaming. Permanently. Vila: [thinks about it] Oh. [thinks some more] What would you do then? Doctor: I'd have to get my own screwdriver, wouldn't I? Ellynne ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. -------------------------------- End of blakes7-d Digest V00 Issue #305 **************************************