From: blakes7-d-request@lysator.liu.se Subject: blakes7-d Digest V00 #75 X-Loop: blakes7-d@lysator.liu.se X-Mailing-List: archive/volume00/75 Precedence: list MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/digest; boundary="----------------------------" To: blakes7-d@lysator.liu.se Reply-To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se ------------------------------ Content-Type: text/plain blakes7-d Digest Volume 00 : Issue 75 Today's Topics: Re: [B7L] Belbin [B7L] B7 Blues [B7L] Re: blakes7-d Digest V00 #74 [B7L] Team roles [B7L] least vulnerable spots Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Re: [B7L] Greetings Re: [B7L] least vulnerable spots Re: [B7L] Greetings Re: [B7L] Greetings [B7L] Commiseration [B7L] Re: Belbin RE: [B7L] Crossword clues Re: [B7L] Re: blakes7-d Digest V00 #74 Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Re: [B7L] Crossword clues RE: [B7L] Crossword clues [B7L] FS: Used Zines (USA) Re: [B7L] Re: blakes7-d Digest V00 #74 Re: [B7L] least vulnerable spots Re: [B7L] Lost in Cyberspace Re: [B7L] Belbin Re: [B7L] sexing the box (was Episode Reviews) Re: [B7L] Aftermath (was Greetings) [B7L] Zines again [B7L] Episode Reviews [B7L] Greetings Re: [B7L] Companions on the Liberator Re: [B7L] Commiseration Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Re [B7L] B7 Blues Re: [B7L] Lost in Cyberspace [B7L] OT: Bye! Re: [B7L] Darkheart website Re: [B7L] Darkheart website Re: [B7L] Crossword clues [B7L] Ali G interviews Kerr Avon [B7L] Off topic--UK sports Re: [B7L] Greetings Re: [B7L] Animals (was Greetings) [B7L] Commiseration RE: [B7L] Crossword clues ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 18:15:54 -0000 From: "Una McCormack" To: "b7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Belbin Message-ID: <027701bf9106$0205f780$0d01a8c0@codex> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Alison wrote: > >Investigator - extrovert, enthusiast, communicator, develops contacts / > >loses interest easily > > I don't think they've got one of these. 'Hey, Una, perhaps there was a > vacancy on the Liberator.' I'll just pull out my little black book of rebel contacts, tart up my CV and give them a ring, then. Una ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 10:37:49 -0700 From: Helen Krummenacker To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] B7 Blues Message-ID: <38D3BEED.3239@jps.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Woke up in the morning, My head pounding away. Woke up in the morning, And the cell was all grey. Shouldn'ta got drunk, When my caper was done. Now I'm stuck with this Blake guy, headed for the London. (cue harmonica music) Now I'm gettin' involved In political stuff. I was never what you'd call A political buff. But I'm in with this Blake guy, and intend to stay Cause Blake got a new ship, and got my end away! ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 10:55:45 -0700 From: Helen Krummenacker To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Re: blakes7-d Digest V00 #74 Message-ID: <38D3C321.197C@jps.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > >ANd if you simply hit upon the apropos means of introduction, you're > >meant to be with us. :) > > You mean because I did study the Lyst I am not? > > Marian Au contraire. The fact that you did take up posting *after* reading the bizarre-ness that is our archives leavse me in no doubt as to your suitability. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 11:00:09 -0700 From: Helen Krummenacker To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Team roles Message-ID: <38D3C42A.1F7D@jps.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Going by the brief descriptions given on list Gan would be a Co-ordinator Tarrant a Driver Soolin might be a Specialist Avon would be a Monitor in seasons 1 & 2. Vila would be an Investigator, I think. The others require a bit more thought than I'm capable of after just waking up on Saturday morning. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 11:07:09 -0700 From: Helen Krummenacker To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] least vulnerable spots Message-ID: <38D3C5CD.575F@jps.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > - Avon: his ego (more impenetrable than Liberator's forcefield); > - Blake: his heart (even Jenna can't penetrate it); I'd have switched these two around. Avon's ego has that certain wobbliness that comes of wanting other people to admire and/or respect you. OTOH, Blake has an ego that tells him he can take on the Federation and *win*. Scarey. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 13:01:59 -0000 From: "Neil Faulkner" To: "b7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-ID: <000701bf9117$1a087360$e535fea9@neilfaulkner> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Una wrote: > Neil (you've been busy on the Lyst today) Not my fault if people keeping writing interesting posts > wrote: > > Your turn. Or maybe try "Butcher imposed to silence hounds (6)" > > Is that Bayban? (I'm shit at crosswords.) That's right! Well done! You see, hounds make a noise sometimes described as 'baying'. Therefore a declaration intended to stop them doing so would be a 'bay ban'. And it just so happens that there was a character in B7 called 'Bayban' who was also known as 'the Butcher'. There, you can do it. Congratulations! Here, have a . No, have three - . Same goes for anyone else. If you want a , just ask. After all, they don't cost anything, and they make the world a so much better place. Don't be shy. Meanwhile, here are some more cryptics. "Not quite very large, what we all ought to give each other (3)" "No tea for brutal fellow, give him this instead (3)" "Expression of disgust turns into gesture of affection (3)" "Not the French Ursula following female swan with sinister plans for world domination (7)" Neil "I am not a man, I am a free integer deprived further of sensation, perhaps (6)." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 12:40:29 -0000 From: "Neil Faulkner" To: "b7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Greetings Message-ID: <000601bf9117$18cb1160$e535fea9@neilfaulkner> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > >First of all, may I express my intention to spend the weekend scouring the > >Netherlands with a very large axe. > > I'll put the kettle on, then. Do you like milk and sugar in your tea? Three, please. With sugar. > Where did I claim to be an *innocent* archivist? Or do you think that goes > with the job? :-) Oh, very well, you can be a guilty archivist. But I think you're doing yourself a severe injustice. > > >but is instead a flightless fish-eating seabird of the > >southern hemisphere. > > You mean a penguin? Well, I'm short and plump... That's not a crime and you shouldn't feel bad about it. > >(Hmm, maybe I should forget the axe and take a Leopard > >Seal instead.) > > O dear, now I start seeing Neil as a Leopard Seal - sleek and graceful... > :-) Not adjectives normally cited on my behalf, but I thank you for your kind intentions. > >Beauty in this case is surely in the eye of the beholder. > > No, no, surely seals *are* sleek and graceful? Only in the water, and I'm afraid I can't swim. > > Avon suffers, > >true, but he's not the only one. At least he survives, which is more than > >can be said for some characters in the story. > > Yes, and that's one of the things I liked your story for. I can't stand > stories in which he dies. Neither can I. I don't like stories in which *any* of them die. If I read one I have to go and lie down in a dark room and sob quietly into my pillow. > > And though there is hurt, > >there is no comfort, nor does he desire any (as the final section of the > >story shows him functioning more than capably without it). > > Yes, he's very in character (IMO). Another thing I liked about that story. Well, I only write to please, and I would absolutely loathe to upset any fan by portraying Avon in any way that might upset a potential reader. It would leave me feeling absolutely rotten for weeks on end. > >I suppose I ought to be flattered, but I find it difficult:). I spend > hours > >and hours writing a pastiche/critique of the Hollywood action movie, > > Sorry, never watch them. :-) Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that. If I'd known, I would never have written the story. > >giving > >it a moral standpoint overtly antagonistic to the reactionary values > >normally espoused by that genre, and what do people see? Avon suffering > >beautifully! Was it really worth the effort? > > Yes! I *love* to see Avon suffer; he does it so beautifully. Doesn't he indeed? > >I've long suspected I've been under-appreciated and now I know I am. > > There, there... Why thank you! Here, have one back > >Hrummpphhh! What did Iain call himself recently? He's got competition. > > As for the tea, will Earl Grey do, or would you rather have Darjeeling? I'm just grateful to be offered a choice. I'll have whatever you're having. > (Oh, and be so good to leave your axe outside.) :-) Yes, of course, I might drop it and make a nasty dent in the floor. (Thinks: The things one hav to do when GURLS behav in such a maner. Ho-de-hum and lets get it ova with. Wate a minut - this list is *arkived*. CHIZ CURSES WOT HAV I DUN?) Neil "I am not a man, I am a whizzo computa feend and care 0 or less about h/c baeutiful sufering leppard seels ect ect ect." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 21:53:52 +0100 From: "Marian de Haan" To: Subject: Re: [B7L] least vulnerable spots Message-ID: <001801bf911c$174d0aa0$b0ee72c3@marian-de-haan.multiweb.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Avona wrote: >> - Avon: his ego (more impenetrable than Liberator's forcefield); > >> - Blake: his heart (even Jenna can't penetrate it); > >I'd have switched these two around. Avon's ego has that certain >wobbliness that comes of wanting other people to admire and/or respect >you. OTOH, Blake has an ego that tells him he can take on the Federation >and *win*. Scarey. Agree about Blake's ego but I really can't see Avon caring a damn about what others think of him. He *knows* he's superior to everyone else so why waste thoughts on other people's opinions? :-) He might be sensitive to Orac's opinion of him, though... No, don't think so. Marian ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 22:29:34 +0100 From: "Marian de Haan" To: Subject: Re: [B7L] Greetings Message-ID: <001f01bf9121$0f822940$b0ee72c3@marian-de-haan.multiweb.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Christina wrote: >Hi Marian Hi Chris >A belated welcome to the list and lots of greetings from Germany!!! >I enjoyed your story in the latest AVON letter very much :-) Danke. >My fav is Avon, but I like Blake and Vila very much as well. Tarrant .. well :-) >Carol isn´t around >bg< so I can be honest..:-) Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that. :-) >I love to see Avon suffer:-) I am not quite sure whether I have read " Hunter " >so far. Is it online or from a zine?? It is in the zine 'Star Two', published by and available from Judith Proctor (see her website: http://www.hermit.org/Blakes7). >Well, my fav seasons are the first two ones because I enjoy the Avon/Blake >relationship and their verbal duels :-) so much Yes, I love all that verbal firework too. > but the third season had definitiv its moments. Such as the interaction between Avon and Tarrant - poor Toothy trying so hard to intimidate Avon and never succeeding . I like the adult way in which Avon is handling his threats. Avon isn't exactly noted for character judgement but IMHO he's got Tarrant spot on. >Take care You too. Be very vigilant... :-) Marian ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 22:46:56 +0100 From: "Marian de Haan" To: Subject: Re: [B7L] Greetings Message-ID: <002601bf9123$7ce182e0$b0ee72c3@marian-de-haan.multiweb.nl> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit To my: >> You mean a penguin? Well, I'm short and plump... Neil replied: >That's not a crime and you shouldn't feel bad about it. Rest assured, I don't. :-) >Well, I only write to please, and I would absolutely loathe to upset any fan >by portraying Avon in any way that might upset a potential reader. Must be difficult for you, as every fan sees him differently. >Oh dear, I am sorry to hear that. If I'd known, I would never have written >the story. And deprived us of that beautiful suffering? .>> There, there... >Why thank you! Here, have one back Thank you, Neil. I feel honoured. >> As for the tea, will Earl Grey do, or would you rather have Darjeeling? >I'm just grateful to be offered a choice. I'll have whatever you're having. A man who isn't fussy. You've got a lot going for you, Neil. :-) >CHIZ CURSES WOT HAV I DUN?) Well, are you going to tell us? Marian ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 17:08:43 -0500 (EST) From: Sondra Sweigman To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Commiseration Message-ID: Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII If it's any consolation, Neil, *I* never perceived your Avon as "suffering beautifully." In fact, I've been "slandered" in much the same way although not by the same penguin (pardon me, person). To wit: I've been accused (repeatedly) of writing hurt/comfort in my B7 novels. What we have operating here, I think, is the time-honored psychological principle that people will see what they're predisposed to see (and want to see). Sondra (who realizes that she's upset one of *your* preconceptions by publicly agreeing with you about something :-)) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 22:19:03 -0000 From: "Ebony" To: "Lysator" Subject: [B7L] Re: Belbin Message-ID: <002f01bf9128$270c4c60$3bac7dc2@default> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Alison wrote: >Investigator - extrovert, enthusiast, communicator, develops contacts / >loses interest easily >I don't think they've got one of these. 'Hey, Una, perhaps there was a >vacancy on the Liberator.' Dayna? Ebony ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 23:27:52 +0100 From: Jacqueline Thijsen To: Lysator Subject: RE: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-ID: <39DCDDFD014ED21185C300104BB3F99FD102A8@NL-ARN-MAIL01> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Neil wrote: > > Same goes for anyone else. If you want a , just ask. > After all, they > don't cost anything, and they make the world a so much better > place. Don't be shy. Please make the scary man go away. Penny, Una, anybody? Jacqueline ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 19:13:26 +0000 From: Julia Jones To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Cc: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Re: blakes7-d Digest V00 #74 Message-ID: In message <38D3C321.197C@jps.net>, Helen Krummenacker writes >Au contraire. The fact that you did take up posting *after* reading the >bizarre-ness that is our archives leavse me in no doubt as to your >suitability. > Hmm. What does it say about me that I read the list for about a year before I got Internet access - by downloading a month's worth of archives whenever I got the chance to use someone else's access on Janet? -- Julia Jones "Don't philosophise with me, you electronic moron!" The Turing test - as interpreted by Kerr Avon. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 22:32:19 +0000 From: Julia Jones To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Cc: b7 Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-ID: In message <000701bf9117$1a087360$e535fea9@neilfaulkner>, Neil Faulkner writes >Same goes for anyone else. If you want a , just ask. After all, they >don't cost anything, and they make the world a so much better place. Don't >be shy. All right then, gizzahug... -- Julia Jones "Don't philosophise with me, you electronic moron!" The Turing test - as interpreted by Kerr Avon. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 23:23:44 -0000 From: "Una McCormack" To: "b7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-ID: <032401bf9131$03092820$0d01a8c0@codex> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Neil wrote: > Congratulations! Here, have a . No, have three - . Bless! Una ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 16:43:55 -0700 From: Penny Dreadful To: Lysator Subject: RE: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-Id: <4.1.20000318160052.00932810@mail.powersurfr.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" At 11:27 PM 18/03/00 +0100, Jacqueline Thijsen wrote: > Please make the scary man go away. Penny, Una, anybody? Shame on you, Sister J, invoking the name of FINALACT's demiarchrival in your time of crisis. Anyhow, I thought we liked our men scary. --Penny (Firing Up The Karaoke Machine) ______________________________ "No rules, no naps, no shoes!" ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 18:52:33 -0600 From: Terry Owen To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] FS: Used Zines (USA) Message-Id: <3.0.3.32.20000318185233.007b8950@sff.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" I am moving soon and have a few older Blakes 7 zines to sell in the hopes of clearing out some of the clutter. I'm asking $5.00 each plus 3.30 postage. I prefer selling in the US. (I always end up losing money on international transactions for some reason.) The zines are: Gambit 10 Gambit 11 Southern Seven - 8 Southern Seven - 10 I've even got a brand new PayPal account; that would allow you to pay electronically. I've also got a decent eBay record as sandstar. If interested please respond to: sandstar@technologist.com Thanks, Terry Owen ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 17:09:26 -0800 From: mistral@ptinet.net To: B7 List Subject: Re: [B7L] Re: blakes7-d Digest V00 #74 Message-ID: <38D428C6.CA9E9584@ptinet.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Julia Jones wrote: > Hmm. What does it say about me that I read the list for about a year > before I got Internet access - by downloading a month's worth of > archives whenever I got the chance to use someone else's access on > Janet? Resourceful, econcomical, likely to do well as an embezzler? Mistral -- "Consider it an adventure."--Galen, 'Crusade' ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 17:29:10 -0700 From: "Ellynne G." To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] least vulnerable spots Message-ID: <20000318.181314.-76019.0.rilliara@juno.com> Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit On Sat, 18 Mar 2000 21:53:52 +0100 "Marian de Haan" writes: I really can't see Avon caring a damn > about what > others think of him. He *knows* he's superior to everyone else so > why waste > thoughts on other people's opinions? :-) He might be sensitive to > Orac's > opinion of him, though... No, don't think so. > I'm not so sure. I think Avon needed other people to _know_ how superior he was (except for those times he was pretending to be something inferior as a set up so he could _really_ get them). Ellynne ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 17:43:47 -0700 From: "Ellynne G." To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Lost in Cyberspace Message-ID: <20000318.181314.-76019.2.rilliara@juno.com> Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit On Sat, 18 Mar 2000 11:34:31 -0500 "Dana Shilling" writes: > I'm fascinated by the pre-Personal Computer assumption that a > hartless > whizzo computer feend* would be a hardware man. (No, > really...HARDWARE!! The > stuff you open up and prod with screwdrivers...) Nowadays I think we > would > imagine Avon to be a programmer or a sysadmin, and you can be a very > effective hacker without being able to soup up top-of-the-line > spaceships. I've often wondered about Avon's well-roundedness (training-educationwise, that is). It seems a little beyond what anyone could possibly accomplish. Conclusion A: Avon's the result of a Clonemaster / Other genetic experiment that got away (and either missed out on or rejected the Rule of Life [or has very strange ways of employing it]). Conclusion B: Not human to begin with. >That's why I can't really imagine him surviving Gauda > Prime. > All pragmatists know that you save the last bullet for yourself, and > all > perfectionists know that if you want something done right you have > to do it > yourself... > But killing Avon, in Avon's view, is a bigger desecration than frying Orac's circuits so he/she/it would make a better coaster. It's the kind of incompetence he'd never assist even if he knew they were going to make a mess of it. Ellynne ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 17:36:19 -0700 From: "Ellynne G." To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Belbin Message-ID: <20000318.181314.-76019.1.rilliara@juno.com> Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit On Sat, 18 Mar 2000 17:58:40 -0000 "Alison Page" writes: > This is what I thought: > >Monitor - strategic, discerning, sees problems / lacks drive, poor > at motivating people > > Cally Eep! I don't know that Cally was poor at motivating people in general. She was just very poor at motivating the Liberator crew, whose motives (let's face it) were a little on the far side of the universe from hers. Give her a bunch of Aurons to work with, and she might have been a real rabble rouser (which was why they exiled her). As for "lacks drive," you can wipe out everyone else on the planet (twice!) and she doesn't stop coming at you. > > >Specialist - professional, dedicated, skilful / narrow, does not > work > >outside own field > > Soolin "I'm a gunfighter, not a doctor!" So, Soolin and McCoy had the same personality.... Ellynne ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 18:11:27 -0700 From: "Ellynne G." To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] sexing the box (was Episode Reviews) Message-ID: <20000318.181314.-76019.4.rilliara@juno.com> Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit On Sat, 18 Mar 2000 10:51:12 -0000 "Alison Page" writes: > >(Penny's Predictable Response #55) We have the gender-neutral > pronouns of > >"Spivak": e,em,eir,eirs,eirself. > > Oh, I had forgotten that. There are a few other systems aren't > there? > I wonder if it will ever catch on. > I doubt it. According to an acquaintance, pronouns are on the list of word types languages don't often absorb. The last recorded case of a language doing it was a thousand years ago (English, pronoun 'them,' I think. But as this could also be listed as absorbing an alternate pronunciation from a closely related language being spoken by semi-invading Danes settling in England, I gathered it was disputed as a valid example.) Personally, I've never been big on the theory of gender neutral pronouns promoting gender equity since the languages that have gender neutral pronouns for all human beings don't seem to have promoted it among their speakers. Ellynne ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 18:01:57 -0700 From: "Ellynne G." To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Aftermath (was Greetings) Message-ID: <20000318.181314.-76019.3.rilliara@juno.com> Content-Type: text/plain Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit On Sat, 18 Mar 2000 15:13:53 +0100 "Marian de Haan" writes: > > Yes, although I still think it out of character for Avon to be so > trusting - > or to be prepared to rely on a blind man to guard Orac. So it's > probably a > combination of overestimating Mellanby, underestimating Servalan, > the false > sense of security the underwater dwelling provides and his headache. > Plus just regular, old battle fatigue. Besides, perhaps, after spending however long fighting shapechanging, other galaxy aliens, Servalan (temporarily) looked like such a minor, normal, everyday problem. I think also Hal Mellanby must have reminded Avon of someone he knew. It's true he had a great deal in common with Blake (but, from Avon's perspective, had taken a much saner line after escaping a massacre by finding a safe place for his ship and keeping a low profile while otherwise doing whatever he wanted), but I don't think that's it (it may be Blake reminded him of the same person, but in a more negative way). Mellanby is older than Blake, more physically damaged but less mentally injured than fearless leader. Maybe Avon's own father was like him (and Blake)? Maybe he fought the good fight (and lost, since the Federation's still around) and his son went the opposite extreme and determined to survive the Federation and come out on top (teenage rebellion, gotta love it). Part of his hostility towards Blake (without Avon's analyzing it) would be because Blake reminds him of the things in his father he was determined would never be part of his own life (and Blake keeps insisting Avon adapt them). Mellanby, OTOH, was really older, so Avon would be immediately less hostile to any paternal bossiness - but he's also considerably mellower and less pushy. Also, if Avon is in any way thinking of his own father, remember that Mellanby is the guy who gave up his fight with the Federation partly because of the importance he places on his own children. Of course, if Avon ever puts what happened to the Mellanby family on the same level as if it had happened to his own family - and if he blames himself - well, OK, he's done a good job of hiding it and you think he would have dealt a little more harshly with Servalan, given the chance, but there may be a _little_ of that floating around in his psyche. Ellynne ________________________________________________________________ YOU'RE PAYING TOO MUCH FOR THE INTERNET! Juno now offers FREE Internet Access! Try it today - there's no risk! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/tagj. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 20:57:28 -0600 From: Terry Owen To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Zines again Message-Id: <3.0.3.32.20000318205728.007b8830@sff.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Someone has claimed all four zines, so they now have a new home. Thanks, Terry Owen ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2000 14:03:52 -0800 From: Pat Patera To: B7 Lysator Subject: [B7L] Episode Reviews Message-ID: <38D15A48.E5052DFA@netzero.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Ebony wrote: > ... but new talent is often stunted by such very high expectations. > ...this particular idiot will continue to fiddle with her site, Nicely put. It is the fiddling with things that, in slow increments, creates wonders. New fans creating initial websites are like new fans writing zine stories. The first attempt may not be stellar. Who, after all, creates a thing of perfection and awe upon first try? First attempts are almost always clumsy and imitative. But only by taking those first clumsy (even boring to others) steps can one climb to the pinnacle of excellence. So I have no complaint with fannish sites that say nothing radically new. To tell newbies in any field to attempt nothing unless it is wildly creative would stop art, music and literature dead in its tracks. PatP __________________________________________ NetZero - Defenders of the Free World Get your FREE Internet Access and Email at http://www.netzero.net/download/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2000 14:18:24 -0800 From: Pat Patera To: B7 Lysator Subject: [B7L] Greetings Message-ID: <38D15DB0.86DB393D@netzero.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sally wrote: re Lisa's: >>But - but could it be true? A secret devotee of h/c and Avon-torture in our >>very midst and we never guessed. >Confess all, Neil! We will understand!!! ah ha! Methinks the laddie didth protest too much. Meredith wrote re Andrew wrote: >I appreciate the apology, but it's unnecessary. You didn't >make a mistake at all; that really *was* Neil's post. A few >days ago, in another thread, I made a comment and for some reason >everyone thought Neil had said it. Here, I was answering a post >you had specifically directed to Neil, so I could just see that >happening again! I decided to head it off at the pass. I am >sorry that I didn't make this clear. I am soooooo confused! Get me a soma. -- "Never give up. Never surrender." -- Galaxy Quest __________________________________________ NetZero - Defenders of the Free World Get your FREE Internet Access and Email at http://www.netzero.net/download/index.html ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 23:01:49 EST From: Pherber@aol.com To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Companions on the Liberator Message-ID: Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In a message dated 3/17/00 3:52:40 AM Mountain Standard Time, russ@wriding.demon.co.uk writes: << People tend to underestimate Nyssa's ruthlessness. . With slightly more arrogance she'd be a female Avon! >> Yes, I think she could get along pretty well with all of them. Avon would like having someone else with a scientific and practical viewpoint around. << Mel was brave, intelligent, curious and highly moral. I think she'd have backed Blake all the way after first hand experience of the Federation. And for what it's worth, she'd always have trusted him >> But she'd have loathed Avon, and I'm sure the feeling would have been mutual. He'd find a way to get rid of her if only to not have to listen to her scream every time something surprised her. Nina ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 23:18:01 -0000 From: "Neil Faulkner" To: "b7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Commiseration Message-ID: <000301bf915d$7b502820$e535fea9@neilfaulkner> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sondra wrote: > If it's any consolation, Neil, *I* never perceived your Avon as > "suffering beautifully." In fact, I've been "slandered" in much the > same way although not by the same penguin (pardon me, person). To > wit: I've been accused (repeatedly) of writing hurt/comfort in my B7 > novels. What we have operating here, I think, is the time-honored > psychological principle that people will see what they're predisposed > to see (and want to see). Very possibly, but we must remember that people are perfectly entitled to see whatever they wish to see, even if this means they totally overlook the author's real message. Most fanfic readers want something they can react to emotionally, not intellectually, so they should be allowed to indulge themselves whenever the opportunity arises. They have every right to exercise their perception of suffering as 'beautiful' because there is an inherent beauty in everything, even Avon getting his legs riddled with bullets (as happened in my story), and there is no imperative for them to pay a similar amount of attention to equally nasty things happening to other characters, such as Dayna (who is after all just some bimbo spade and doesn't count). > Sondra (who realizes that she's upset one of *your* > preconceptions by publicly agreeing with you about something :-)) You might have once, but not now. I am a Changed Person. I've made too many arrogant, elitist and downright sarcastic posts. From now on I'm going to be extremely nice to everyone, even Una. Marian has shown me the error of my ways, and to her I'm extremely grateful. Now, who wants a ? Neil "I am not a man, I am a free number." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 23:00:25 -0000 From: "Neil Faulkner" To: "b7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-ID: <000201bf915d$7a4b3b40$e535fea9@neilfaulkner> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Julia wrote: > All right then, gizzahug... I'd be delighted! You're so deserving. Here - Oh, it's just so *wonderful* to be alive... Neil "I am not a man, I am a free hugger." ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2000 23:59:50 -0000 From: "Neil Faulkner" To: "b7" Subject: Re [B7L] B7 Blues Message-ID: <000401bf915d$7d894f40$e535fea9@neilfaulkner> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Here's one for Vila to sing (possibly on the Other List, but I'm not subbed to that). Up-tempo a la Elmore James, I think... When I wake up in the morning There's one thing I gotta do. Gets so lonely in my cabin This bunk can surely hold two. So I feed my little red rooster To stop him turning blue. I guess all the others do too, And you might find it explains Why for nearly every mission We have a costume change. It's got nuthin' to do with fashion, It's all to do with stains. I got stains on my jacket, got stains on my coat, Stains on the scarf that I wrap round my throat, Stains on my socks, and stains on my trews. I even got stains on my blue suede shoes! No we don't say nuthin' 'bout it, I guess it don't appeal. And we never don't say nuthin' 'bout How we don't get it for real. But you know when Cally does it... ...We all know how it feels! Neil "I am not a man, I am a free number." ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 00:01:59 EST From: Pherber@aol.com To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Lost in Cyberspace Message-ID: <37.2b4ef98.2605b947@aol.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In a message dated 3/18/00 6:18:48 PM Mountain Standard Time, rilliara@juno.com writes: << I've often wondered about Avon's well-roundedness (training-educationwise, that is). It seems a little beyond what anyone could possibly accomplish. >> Combined hardware/software skills are kind of rare, but not nonexistent -- my other half is that type. Started in electronics and progressed into programming. I suspect that as a child, Avon (and Blake too, probably) drove adults nuts by taking everything apart to see how it worked. Nina ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 00:02:26 -0700 From: Penny Dreadful To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] OT: Bye! Message-Id: <4.1.20000318235104.00911c50@mail.powersurfr.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" I must depart the Lyst before the little devil on my shoulder manages to goad me into savage flaming...I guess the sap is rising...I'll still be able to read the archives, though, and I Know Where You Live... Sister Jacqueline, you have demonstrated your abilities amply and I am confident that you will be able to uphold the honour of FINALACT here...I shall focus my energies on keeping the Other List safe from democracy. --Penny "H*tl*r H*tl*r H*tl*r" Dreadful ______________________________ "No rules, no naps, no shoes!" ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 10:53:20 -0000 From: "Deborah Day" To: "blakes7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Darkheart website Message-ID: <019f01bf9191$5854c860$8192bc3e@oemcomputer> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Never mind about the shuffling ones in fandom, I am a member of the Penguins badminton club, one of the largest in Surrey, who regularly travel all over the country to take the word to new communities (sounding like Brian Blessed there). Penguin web site http://bigfoot.com/~penguin_bc Join as a social member! Debbie ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 11:05:28 -0000 From: "Una McCormack" To: "blakes7" Subject: Re: [B7L] Darkheart website Message-ID: <043d01bf9193$0ce30d90$0d01a8c0@codex> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Debbie wrote: > Never mind about the shuffling ones in fandom, I am a member of the Penguins > badminton club, one of the largest in Surrey, who regularly travel all over > the country to take the word to new communities (sounding like Brian Blessed > there). Penguin web site http://bigfoot.com/~penguin_bc Join as a social > member! I notice you train on Blakes Lane, as well, which is presumably more proof as far as Neil's concerned. Una ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 11:21:58 +0000 From: Julia Jones To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Cc: b7 Subject: Re: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-ID: In message <000201bf915d$7a4b3b40$e535fea9@neilfaulkner>, Neil Faulkner writes >Oh, it's just so *wonderful* to be alive... I give in. You can keep up this up longer than I can without puking. -- Julia Jones "Don't philosophise with me, you electronic moron!" The Turing test - as interpreted by Kerr Avon. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 12:29:06 GMT From: "Rob Clother" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Ali G interviews Kerr Avon Message-ID: <20000319122906.91202.qmail@hotmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Parts of this post really are very rude, so if you're in an easily-offended mood, you might do well to put this one aside for later use! -- Rob XXXX ===================================================================== ALI: Respect! I is ere today wiv da main man: da baddest, wickedest rebel in da galaxy. Im got nab by da Feder-a-shun after nickin a zillion squids from dem, but den im escape an wup de arses of da feds for four years. Yeh, so e got is posse killed at de end, but we won't say nuffink about dat. I is goin to aks you to put your ands togevva for da man imsewf: Kerr Avon. Booyakasha, Avon!! AVON: [Disdainful, contemptuous silence] ALI: Yeah, for real. So, Avon. If you is da brainiest geeza in da galaxy, ow cumz you got nab by da Feds? AVON: [A long, deliberate pause]. Well, if you really must know, I made the mistake of misplacing my trust. ALI: Yeah. Like my uncle Jamal. Im misplace da keys to is beemer, an got nab affa doin an off-license. AVON: I see I'm in the presence of someone who lacks even the remotest capacity for engaging in intelligent conversation. What I meant by that remark was that I trusted someone I should not have trusted. ALI: Nah, dat ain't wot you said. AVON: [Several seconds go by, during which Avon stares at Ali without blinking.] That was what I meant. ALI: Yeah, well you should ave said so, den, innit? [Looks to the camera as if he's in the company of a complete retard.] Yeah, but nuff o dat. I eard you ad a bit of a to-do wiv Anna Scott. AVON: Her name was Anna Grant. ALI: Yeah, right. But I seen dis picture of er, an I reckon she woz a bit of a minger. AVON: [More to himself than Ali] A bit of a "minger". ALI: So, ow cumz you woz goin out wiv er when she woz a bit ruff? AVON: [Looks up at Ali once more, and fixes his gaze] I had a conversation like this with a man aboard a convict ship once. Two years later, I caught up with him, and blew the top of his head off. ALI: Yeah, respect. You is one bad-arse muvver. But wot as dat got to do wiv wevver Anna Scott woz a minger? AVON: [Shakes his head] ALI: So, anyway, you woz in space for four years, wiv some pretty fit punani, an', er, did you ever, you know, er, slip it to any of dem? AVON: I am not going to answer a question that is beneath even the level of the slime that asked it. ALI: See, coz, if dat woz me, I would be avvin dem bowf at da same time. An I woz wonderin ow cumz you never bone any of dem. AVON: [This time, his stare betrays genuine fury] ALI: Coz I got dis friend in da Staines massive, Ali-son, an she sez to me dat you woz avvin it away wiv Blake. Is dat wot woz goin on? AVON: [Calming down somewhat] No, that was not what was "going on". ALI: Respect! I did not fink you woz a batty-boy. But ow cumz you shot Blake at de end, if e woz suppose to be your mate? AVON: [Retreating into himself again, and showing obvious signs of deep sadness] Not even I know the answer to that question. ALI: Yeah, but Alison finks she knows. She reckon Blake woz bonin some uvver geeza, an you flipped out when you found out, innit? AVON: I really have no desire to continue this conversation. ALI: Yeah, but you as to. Coz, for one fing, you is tied to dis bench, an for anuvver fing, me mate Servalan want to know where you as idden Orac. AVON: And Servalan knows I'd rather die than give her that piece of information. SERVALAN: Yes, Avon, I do know you'd rather die than tell me Orac's location. I also know you'd rather die than spend three weeks in the company of my charming associate here. Unfortunately for you, death is not a privilege I feel disposed to extend to you. Yet. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 07:52:14 EST From: Mac4781@aol.com To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Off topic--UK sports Message-ID: Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Debbie wrote: > Never mind about the shuffling ones in fandom, I am a member of the Penguins > badminton club Sounds like fun! The website was delightful, especially the perky penguin. Totally off topic, does anyone know of any London-area soccer or outdoor volleyball clubs where a visiting US male might be able to join in a game? If anyone does, please reply to me off list, unless you can think of a B7 connection. Such as... Which B7ers would be better at which sport: Volleyball--Tarrant, the height and reach advantage Soccer--Vila, sneaky and able to steal the ball without the opposing player realizing it has gone missing. Badminton--Jenna, Spacefall showed us she was skilled at swatting cock. ;) Carol Mc ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 04:53:59 PST From: "Sally Manton" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Greetings Message-ID: <20000319125359.58529.qmail@hotmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed To Neil's: Marian answered: And later… As for the tea, will Earl Grey do, or would you rather have Darjeeling? (Oh, and be so good to leave your axe outside.) :-) Anyone else have this GLORIOUS mental picture of Marian doing this warm and fuzzy bit to My Darlings on the Liberator? ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 04:56:09 PST From: "Sally Manton" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: Re: [B7L] Animals (was Greetings) Message-ID: <20000319125610.10230.qmail@hotmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Marian wrote: Good God. I thought Avon looked bad enough in *that* get-up in Deathwatch, but the mental picture of Paul in Justin's surreally awful outfit is…is… And Una wrote: < You mean 'Animals' isn't our all time favourite episode? Have I been misunderstanding everyone for all this time?> Well remember, Una, it *did* have top spot on the B7 ladder last year when we stopped playing - does that mean the august members of this Lyst have chosen it as the very best? ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 04:57:01 PST From: "Sally Manton" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Commiseration Message-ID: <20000319125701.32397.qmail@hotmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Sondra wrote to Neil: But you must understand, *some* of us look for Beautiful Suffering (and/or A-B) in every story we read - and believe me, it isn't easy in stories neither A nor B are *in*... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 19 Mar 2000 04:58:52 PST From: "Sally Manton" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: RE: [B7L] Crossword clues Message-ID: <20000319125852.97949.qmail@hotmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed After Neil wrote: , just ask. After all, they don't cost anything, and they make the world a so much better place. Don't be shy.> Jacqeline pleaded: Actually, though, this could be fun - if it bled over to Neil's stories, we might get an sweetness-and-light-and-sunshine-and-lollipops Avon... Come on, Neil, you *can* do it. I have faith. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com -------------------------------- End of blakes7-d Digest V00 Issue #75 *************************************