From: Tyagi@HouseOfKaos.Abyss.com Subject: History of the Orgone Committee, OC Date: Sat, 4 Sep 93 23:47:24 PDT History of the Orgone Committee The Orgone Committee is a very, very serious and very, very secret association of the best and brightest. Wer'e numbah wunn! Our history began when the first stroke of lightning zapped the roiling surface of Earth's primal sea, transmuting amino acids and nucleotides into DNA, the very first "living" molecule. (Note: many members maintain that our history officially started when the Big Bang began the ball bouncing with the first swirlings of sub-atomic particles that appeared mere microsceonds later.) When the first DNA molecule decided to pull up a chain of carbons to re st its aching helixes on, we were there. But nothin g has thrilled us all as much as when we convinced the first of the blue/green algae to try sexual reproduction! From there on in it was a breeze. More recent activities have included coaxing arboreal apes to walk on their hind legs, encouraging agriculture through teaching beer brewing, inspiring a slightly tipsy Sumerian shaman into pressing a sharpend stick into clay, and twitching a branch so sending an apple to thud hollowly on Sir Issac Newton's noggin. The Orgone Committee is a body of initiates in whose hands are concentrated the knowledge of the following bodies: a. The Order Of the O.K. b. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence c. The Order of the Illuminati d. The Knights Templar e. The Hermetic Circle f. The Mayan Priesthood g. The Golden Dawn h. The Inner Party i. The Cult of B.O.Z.O. j. H.O.L.G. k. The Neo-Thelemoid Clique l. The Santo-Yoruba Clique m. The Gardenarian Tradition n. The Welsh Tradition o. The Wiccoid-Panpaganite Clique p. Certain Martial Arts Masters q. The Toltec Seers r. The Tantrick Diddlers s. The Meta-Agnostic Clique t. The Novus Ordo Secularum u. The A A v. The Runemasters and Runemisstresses w. The U.F.O.'s In more remote times, the constituent originating assemblies of the Orgone Committee have included such people as: Badfeet (The caveman who invented the wheel), Notooth (the cavewomen who first grabbed a burning branch off a lightning struck tree), Hermes, Hypatia, Lesbia, Cybele, Lao Tze, Siddartha, Krishna, Merlin, Paracelsus, Isis, Osiris, Horus, Hadit, Nuit, Ellegua, Aristotle, Heracles, Aphrodite, Diana, Odin, Ankh-Af-Na-Khonsu, Arthur, Gueneviere, Odysseus, Pythoness, Mescalito, Quexacoatl, John Dee, Sir Edward Kelly. More recently: Don Juan Mateus, Aleister Crowley, Wilhelm Reich, Sigmund Freud, Gerald Gardner, Albert Einstein, Thomas Alva Edison, Joan Of Arc, Franz Bardon, Nicholas Tesla, Dion Fortune, George Orwell, Gandalf-The-White, Ischade, Bob, Israel Regardie, Arthur Frane, Emmanuel Goldstein, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, Booker T. Washington, Bozo The Clown. The names of living Masters and Mistresses are never revealed. This most recent manifestation of the Orgone Committee has been active since 1984.Within six years we have created a network of Wiccans, Magickians, Anarchists, Artists, and Mutants. Our numbers fluctuate wildly, but year by year the network grows as its usefullness and power increases. Most of those who work with us prefer to remain anonymous. (Can you blame them?)